Take my hand and run away with me

Just take it and run as fast as you can

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I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM

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Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you reblog each other so you assume you are friends.

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me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: no

gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

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instagranclpa:

*asks myself out*
*gets friendzoned*

laughinqftw:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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earthdad:

hey kiss me really quick i have to tell you a secret through your mouth

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thehardtimesofjennataylor:

this is beautiful

some of these guys take better mugshots than I do selfies

manson and jack white look so guilty its gorgeous

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t-temmy:

weepingbeautyy:

Here’s my ferret in a sweatshirt.

Thanks
me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

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authentk:

Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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